"I crave adventure, attention, and you."

6 word story (via l-echappee-belle)

(Source: imtheclassnerd, via t-yger)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via humourprincess)

gothicgrandpaqueen:

you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly

(via beyoncenuggets)